White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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