lets start a swedish sibling band together
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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