Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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