After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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