you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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