Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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