what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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