She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
