Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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