I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Send help, water and tortillas.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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