walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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