Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Come on in and take your pants off
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