ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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