on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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