hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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