What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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