in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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