LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
