I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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