Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
