you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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