erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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