Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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