Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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