Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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