fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
kristin has been a bad kristin
I bet he comes in French.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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