Come see our sink grown plant.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
how does that bad decision feel?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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