Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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