Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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