i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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