well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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