how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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