Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Randomize
