I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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