Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
