scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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