If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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