Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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