there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
