Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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