Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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