If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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