Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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