This girl is more easily done than said...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
how do flat chested girls get laid?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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