That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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