Already got asked if we're dating
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
My legs feel like baby dolphins
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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