why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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