So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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