I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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