why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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